Logo

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

08.06.2025 03:34

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Loons and Moons

No go.

Still no good.

There was this one weird Bollywood movie that was released in the 2000s. Amitabh Bachchan was starring with another actress and the story was about how the old guy (Amitabh Bachchan) fell in love with the young woman. What is the name of this movie?

So they tried

Next, they tried...

share office space ...

Export Your Microsoft Authenticator Passwords Before They Get Deleted - Lifehacker

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Bikini-clad Brooke Shields celebrates milestone birthday on beach vacation: ‘This is 60!’ - Page Six

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Just Forget it!

Anthony Richardson sidelined by shoulder injury - NBC Sports

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Still no good

What happened to the American Russell Bentley from Texas that was fighting for the pro-Russian commies?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Everyone loved it.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Why was Cars 2 so bad?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Nuts and Butts

Hey girls can we see some anal play?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Freaks and Cheeks

Wing and Walmart are bringing drone delivery to 100 new stores - The Verge

Unacceptable again!

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

They put up a sign reading

How far back into your childhood can your remember and what is your favorite memory of that time?

Minds and Behinds

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Former Player Gives Definitive Verdict on Knicks Firing Tom Thibodeau - Athlon Sports

No, not a chance

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Then came..

If Russia needs the resources to fund the war in Ukraine, why doesn’t it throw open its doors to visa free western tourism? Enough people would be interested, & it would start to get some hard currency as €, CHF, £, SEK, $, JPY in the tills at shops.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No way